leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

wartortles:

When your crush posts a new selfie

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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bitchesaloud:

hey lil mama let me whisper in ya ear

whorville:

Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass