fakebreast:

real

nickiminajvevo:

when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off

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burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

officialwhitegirls:

going to a public toilet and realizing the person before you hasn’t flushed 

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tastefullyoffensive:

I like their style. [x]

phantasticphil:

naughtyhowell:

LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO DAMN FUCKING CUTE 

it’s like it’s taken him a year to figure out there’s a camera there, bless him

hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

accidently:

satanswolfpack:

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

ugly:

peekachiu:

peekachiu:

i woke up like this

(ugly)

what

fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

fallenwithstyle:

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

A+ gif usage.

When you try to re-position yourself while lying down with-out using your arms.

sam winchester + being a cutie pie

knightscrest:

REBLOG this post if you think i’m a cool dude

LIKE this post if you think i’m a cool dude

IGNORE if you like to shit your pants every day